Meaning of Jesi | Babel Free

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A comune in Ancona province, Marche region, Italy.

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“As a side note⟳, around the year 4 B.C. in Israel, were there lots of people running around with the name⟳ "Jesus", or was it fairly uncommon/unheard of?”

“[>>> Jesus [Jesús Sánchez] was born on Friday, October 11, 1974, in Nizao, Peravia, / >>> Dominican Republic. Jesus was 23 years old when he broke into the big / >>> leagues on March⟳ 31, 1998, with the Florida Marlins. /] >> No, no: he's my doorman. Nice try⟳, though. / > / > Your doorman played for the Marlins? / > / > Kewl! / > / > / Oh, sorry. Different Jesus. Who knew there were so many Jesi?”

“>>> WHO IS JESÚS? / > / > / > Don't you know⟳? He's the bloke down the road that sells firewood. He also / > drinks too much and gets into fights. / Yeah, but you live⟳ in Spain, don't you. Not a lot of Jesuses (Jesi?) around here.”

“I explained it above ... he obviously only appears every 4000 - 5500 years, so the fools still have⟳ another 2000+ years to wait⟳ for him to appear⟳ again. ;-) / Of course, there's probably hundreds of Jesuses (Jesi??) born every year in Spanish speaking countries, so even if the fictional fool did come⟳ back he'd need⟳ to use⟳ a different name⟳ ... maybe Zingnut-weeblebuster. ;-)”

“The problem is that people have⟳ this myth that Emirs and VIPs are some kind of angels or Jesi (plural of Jesus Christ may peace be upon Muhammad and him.)”

“The intro about the song [Plastic Jesus] says, / "Noone seems to know⟳ about the origin of this song, although many have⟳ tried to trace it. Broadside (NYC), from whom this version comes, reports that it apparently originated from a commercial jingle put⟳ on the radio in Georgia by a firm manufacturing plastic 'Jesi'." There are many versions with many verses, but it is a cool concept, and can't be THAT old, so I'm surprised the origins are difficult to trace.”

“The understudy took the place⟳ of the 1st Jesus so the play⟳ could continue⟳. However -- the weight differential between the two Christs was not taken into account and, when the cross was supposed to rise⟳ up. Well. It went flying up into the flies. Members of the audience probably got whiplashed... The play⟳ did not go on that night because two Jesi were hospitalized.”

“The song [Plastic Jesus] is printed in Volume 8 SING⟳ OUT (1965). The version is attributed to Ernie Marrs, although the notes indicate⟳ that no one really knows the origins of the song. Speculation is that it may have⟳ been an advertising jingle for someone selling plastic "Jesi"(?!).”

“"Personal encounters" with anything (gods, Jesi, UFO's, bigfeet) can hardly be classified as "irrefutable."”

“The questions have⟳ become⟳: / 1. Anybody ever heard of a batch of plastic dashboard Jesuses (Jesi?) that melted down in the sun to become⟳ plastic Hoteis (or something like⟳ that)?”

“It seems to me, judging from the number⟳ of proto-Jesuses (Jesi?) that were milling about in the centuries before the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, that in the New Testament you have⟳ one representation of an archetypal story, a story which people of many different religious persuasions had probably been interpreting and reinterpreting for some time, whatever the name⟳ they chose to assign their saviour/healer person (be it Mithras, Dionysius, or whatever).”

“I heard a bit of news that has re-again destabilized my universe. I guess⟳ it has to do with virgins and immaculatti,^([sic]) but dna has been extracted from the Shroud of Turin. So, I'm wondering about the possibility an Second Immaculate conception and there being thousands of Jesi running around doing miraculous things like⟳ blinding prostitutes and causing the lame to talk⟳.”

“> I can also be found at the St. Augustine Mental Health Department or Flagler Psychiatric / > Center. / Don't suppose⟳ I could meet⟳ a few Angels and Saviors while I was there? / > If you would like⟳ to make⟳ an appointment or have⟳ some issues that you would like⟳ / > to discuss⟳ please⟳ feel⟳ free to reply⟳ to this address and i will see⟳ what i can do for / > you. (Free of charge of course) / Thanks... nice offer⟳, truly, though I wasn't really interested in proof. I pretty much take⟳ all of this at face⟳ value... my main problem with 20 Jesi (plural of Jesus) posting, would be trying to figure⟳ out who is talking...”

“>They also believe⟳ that Jesus isn't a Jew. Totally unBiblical. / No, that's the Nazis. The KKK'ers believe⟳ Jesus started out a Jew-boy, but overcame it. They don't like⟳ pictures of swarthy Jesi with Leventine noses, though.”

“There's a wonderful new biography -- the guy was extraordinary, but it was quite clear his zeal and determination far exceeded his understanding of Jesus' life and work⟳ -- of course I'm referring to the Jesus who speaks in The Gospel Of Thomas rather than the various Jesi depicted in the canonical NT.”

“>>look⟳, just... wash⟳ yer forehead! / >> / >>ok, feel⟳ better? / > / >But...but...Jesus tole me NEVER EVER to wash⟳ it! I can't do a thing / >that he said NOT! / That wasn't THE Jesus, it was one of the many of Jesus's HELPERS. Y'know, the 10,000 Jesi.”

“> What does Christ have⟳ to do with Christmas today? / If it wasn't for Christ, people would be running around stealing sheep from Nativity scenes across the country, instead of baby Jesuses (Jesi?), and how funny would that be? Not very.”

“I knew Kim Milford who played Jesus in the road tour of JCS (he died in Chicago of heart problems later) and still know⟳ Dean Pitchford who played him in the road tour of GODSPELL. When both plays were in DC, I took them both to dinner -- two Jesi.”

“} Larger organizations are required to have⟳ at least one Buddha, one / } Allah, two Jesi (the plural of 'Jesus', of course), a Jehova, and / } a half-time Kilderkin; two Satans (if they're the wussy kind from / } the Book of Job) or just a half-time Satan (if they're the really / } nasty kind from the New Testament), a Cthulu, and a Shivering Jemmy. / } This was originally due to contract requirements, but has since been / } enshrined by Affirmative Action programs, which go on to state that / } one of the Jesi can be replaced by a Zarathustra in some states.”

“> It's more than a matter⟳ of degree. There were - maybe even STILL / > ARE - a lot of Jesuses if you need⟳ only 10 or 15%. /[…] / The 15% Automort said was enough is also with respect⟳ to the important parts of the story. Nobody's counting whether potential Jesi were born in mangers.”

“Now this is just stupid. He claims there is a difference between the historical Jesus and the biblical Jesus....... but we don't know⟳ anything about the historical Jesus. There are 27 different Gospels stories which give⟳ us a pretty good view⟳ of the historical Jesus which is the very same Jesus as when referring to the biblical Jesus. / There are not multiple Jesi.”

“I was reading with my children in Genesis 6, and we came to "There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare [children] to them, the same [became] mighty men which [were] of old, men of renown." / My daughter said, "Sounds like⟳ there were a lot of Jesi in those days. Maybe it's where all the fake frozen Jesi come⟳ from."”

“>> I realize⟳ that Biblical action figures are fairly common, but I had never / >> seen a Job action figure⟳ before![…] / I believe⟳ one can get⟳ Baby Jesi in White, Black, and Hispanic.”

“>>>So if I hit bottom and call⟳ on my own⟳ resources and figure⟳ out for / >>>myself how to straighten myself out, then I'm Jesus. :-) / >> / >> / >> I'm a Jesus. You're a Jesus. He's a Jesus. She's a Jesus. / >> Wouldn't you like⟳ to be a Jesus, too? / > / >Hey, Jesus, lookin' good! Whattya doin' later on this evenin'? / > / >Wanna get⟳ together for some *worship⟳*? ;-) / Mutual admiration society for the Jesi?”

“Hey, come⟳ to think⟳ of it, maybe I'm not the Lord Jesus Christ after all. He was a wimp!! I challenge⟳ the bastard to fight⟳ me in a steel cage, in a "Battle of the Jesi"”

“>> please⟳ die⟳ now. / > / >you can't kill⟳ jesus, you cant kill⟳ something that doesn't exist⟳ in / >the first place⟳.... / Doesn't exist⟳? There's 50,000 Jesi, just in L.A., alone.”

“>> so, if i don't post⟳ for two weeks, does that make⟳ me "dead?" ;) / > / > If that's true then I'm better at this ressurection^([sic]) malarkey than Jesus (c; / We can start⟳ a club of Jesi, the ressurected^([sic]) ones!”

“#1 Well we're discussing Jesus' quotations in the gospels, so Paul wasn't intended. But since you bring⟳ him up, exactly when did Paul meet⟳ Jesus? I mean⟳ not counting the magical Jesus in Paul's head. "Accurate" isn't a word you can meaningfully apply⟳ to quotations from magical Jesi in peoples' heads.”

“One God, created one universe, sent his one only Son Cthulhu to eat⟳ you. Your choice to surrender⟳ to him should be one no-brainer. / How about if He created other planets in OUR universe that DID fall⟳ from grace? / Then there would have⟳ had to be multiple Jesi to save⟳ each Race⟳ from sin! / Making the Human Jesus not the ONLY son of God”

“I just saw⟳ a show⟳ where Desmond did a pretty convincing turn⟳ as the Son of Man in a well researched and close⟳ to the text version of the Gospels: I saw⟳ it from "Marriage at Cana" to "Stoning the Adultress". It was on a Christian programming channel where they regularly play⟳ Old & New Testament movies, etc. I did not catch⟳ a title, he may have⟳ been born in a manger & resurrected but I don't know⟳... / He was as good as all those other Jesi!!”

“> I often ask⟳ my holyroller friends where Jesus would appear⟳ if he came / > back -- that is, would he show⟳ up: /[…] / I wonder⟳ if they would ever recognise⟳ him at all. Has anyone considered a guy like⟳ Jiddu Krishnamurti to be like⟳ Jesus? Or maybe there are plenty Jesi walking around...”

“I don't think⟳ the Vatican would have⟳ enjoyed my Sacred & Profane Polyween party this last⟳ October. We had a few Jesi, including my boyfriend, who posed with a big can of beer, thus answering the eternal question⟳ "What Would Jesus Drink⟳?" Another Jesus had his own⟳ cross and a dotted line on his torso with the note⟳ "Insert⟳ Spear Here."”

“I lost count⟳ of those who were convinced that they were Jesus, (including a handful of females). / They had a ward with 5 Jesi in it!”

“> Did Jesus Want⟳ Dumbfucks, As Dumb As Dumbfuck AmeriKKKunts, To Follow⟳ / > Him? / > / > I say⟳ Jesus was much smarter than that. / > / Of course Jebuzz wants Americans to follow⟳. Never mind⟳ that there were many Jesi and never mind⟳ that there are thousands of Jayzus cults and they are all the "One true religion"!”

“What is dubious is that this individual is the devine^([sic]) Jesus Christ invented by Saul/Paul. / All of these "Jesi" were Jews and the God of Abraham does not go around impregnating teeny boppers.”

“> In most creche scenes these days the part of the baby Jesus seems to / > be played by a 40 watt light⟳ bulb, and it's a hard road getting one of / > them to cry⟳ for any reason⟳. / YOURE KIDDING!?! And there I was thinking that Baby Jesi (plural) would be the easiest part to fill⟳.”

“It is important to realize⟳ that everyone creates their own⟳ Jesus in their mind⟳ as a result⟳ of what they are taught, what they read⟳, what they see⟳, what they imagine⟳, and most importantly what they believe⟳. Just like⟳ snowflakes, no two Jesi are the same.”

“One of her neighbors went running out after the quake, which isn't exactly unusual behavior in a quake, but she ran out looking for Jesus. No Jesi in sight, though. Not even the cheap plastic Republican ones.”

“I use⟳ them to decorate⟳ my 26-footer. I drive⟳ from town to town this time of year, collecting baby Jesuses (Jesi?). At last⟳ count⟳, I'd rounded up 247 of 'em!”

“The union in the incarnation is not natural (the merging of two natures into one new one, which would make⟳ Jesus neither God nor man but a mixture of them) or interpersonal (the teaming up of two people, which would require⟳ two Jesi acting as one), but personal (one person, the eternal Son, having both the divine nature and the human nature).”

“Lou and I walked around, examining the prayer cards for various saints—the trading cards of Catholicism. I wasn’t sure about their value, but how could you put⟳ a price tag on salvation? Did people trade⟳ these? Did you collect⟳ them? Was it a sin to trade⟳ three saints for a Jesus if you already had two Jesi? Or was it more like⟳ poker? Did Mary and four apostles make⟳ a full house of worship⟳?”

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