Meaning of goatfuck | Babel Free

Definitions

1. A chaotic situation where some effort has gone thoroughly wrong; a fiasco or clusterfuck.
   slang, vulgar
2. A tightly-packed crowd of people, especially photographers, journalists and cameramen, covering a news story.
   slang

Examples

“"What a goatfuck," I said.”

“"Well, sir—frankly, Admiral, everything up to now has been a real goatfuck, so far as SpecWar's been concerned. [...]"”

“[...] visiting Young Republicans, who learned their manners in frat houses and who would surely be shitfaced and creating a scene—what Bush Advance was pleased to call⟳ "a real goat fuck"—but Advance knew, if Lindsay got to the rope line and asked the President elect⟳ to stop⟳ by, Bush would never say⟳ no to a friend, so then they'd have⟳ the Free World's Leaders-to-be in a YR goat fuck, [...]”

“He killed two other men a couple of days before and those two did happen⟳ to be ours. Along with the three at that colossal goatfuck a few days before that. All right?”

“"[...] Do you guys rehearse these goatfucks, or are you just that clumsy by nature?"”

“"With all due respect⟳, sir," Shibli said, "your operation at Site Tango had all the finesse of a goat-fuck. [...] "”

“"[...] I'm square in the middle of a goatfuck here."”

“Lacking that ability to just walk⟳ into this goatfuck, because that's exactly what this was. Mondy and Wanstall looked like⟳ they were at a little girl's birthday party, and wouldn't look⟳ otherwise until it truly became a goatfuck, never mind⟳ that anyone with eyes could see⟳ it coming.”

“In the midst of this goatfuck, the FedEx truck pulled up on the far side of the road and parked about three hundred yards from the main gate.”

“She didn't trust⟳ tender feelings as they always seemed to lead⟳ people to make⟳ unwise decisions. Exhibit A, her parents and their goatfuck of a marriage.”

“What Americans call⟳ a goat-fuck, an unstable, tottering, towering pile of photographers and TV crews, had appeared.”

“As I got out of the cab I could see⟳ that a weapons-grade goatfuck was underway outside. There was a heaving melee of buyers, photographers, bloggers, models, slebs, men in high heels and yellow suits, editors, liggers, all pushing to get⟳ past the velvet rope.”

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