Meaning of cohencidence | Babel Free

Definitions

Something that seems like a coincidence but is actually the work of conspiratorial Jewish groups.

derogatory, humorous, offensive, sarcastic, slang

Examples

“Surely this cannot be deemed a mere Cohen'''cidence. There must be something scientific or theological about it that ought to be investigated.”

“9. Is it mere coincidence (Cohencidence!!) that the first and third stanzas have 13 lines and stanza 2 has only 12??????”

“Incidentally, if there is a Swan in Ipswich as well, that's a hell of a cohencidence - I remember a very drunken discussion on the Swan in Needham, about that very same topic[1]. IIRC, we eventually decided that there must be some sort of "diced carrot appendix" in the human body, that simply stores all the diced carrot ever eaten by a person, then returns it when needed[2].”

“What a Cohencidence! My newest book was published quite recently, too. There is one minor difference though. In my case, I bought it, not wrote it.”

“1st Annual Meeting of Israelien Impersonators, held this inaugural year, amazing — O what a Cohencidence! such cohenesthesia!”

“Interestingly, the “Holocaust gassing hysteria” didn’t begin until 1967, about the same time that the Jews attacked their Arab neighbors and stole their land — that must be just a big Cohencidence! You’d think that the Holocaust gassing hysteria would have begun in 1945 or 1946!”

“• Soros owns company where Coronavirus broke out. • Israel-linked Dr. Charles *Lieber* arrested for receiving payment and smuggling biomaterials to Wuhan University. • Israel was “already working on a vaccine” • That's some MIGHTY BIG COHENCIDENCES.”

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