Meaning of cohencidence | Babel Free

Definitions

Something that seems like a coincidence but is actually the work of conspiratorial Jewish groups.

derogatory, humorous, offensive, sarcastic, slang

Examples

“Surely this cannot be deemed a mere Cohen'''cidence. There must be something scientific or theological about it that ought to be investigated.”

“9. Is it mere coincidence (Cohencidence!!) that the first and third stanzas have⟳ 13 lines and stanza 2 has only 12??????”

“Incidentally, if there is a Swan in Ipswich as well, that's a hell of a cohencidence - I remember⟳ a very drunken discussion on the Swan in Needham, about that very same topic[1]. IIRC, we eventually decided that there must be some sort⟳ of "diced carrot appendix" in the human body, that simply stores all the diced carrot ever eaten by a person, then returns it when needed[2].”

“What a Cohencidence! My newest book was published quite recently, too. There is one minor difference though. In my case, I bought it, not wrote it.”

“1st Annual Meeting of Israelien Impersonators, held this inaugural year, amazing — O what a Cohencidence! such cohenesthesia!”

“Interestingly, the “Holocaust gassing hysteria” didn’t begin⟳ until 1967, about the same time that the Jews attacked their Arab neighbors and stole their land⟳ — that must be just a big Cohencidence! You’d think⟳ that the Holocaust gassing hysteria would have⟳ begun in 1945 or 1946!”

“• Soros owns company where Coronavirus broke out. • Israel-linked Dr. Charles *Lieber* arrested for receiving payment and smuggling biomaterials to Wuhan University. • Israel was “already working on a vaccine” • That's some MIGHTY BIG COHENCIDENCES.”

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