bell curve god

Definitions

A notional deity having power over the bell curve grading system in which grades are adjusted to fit a normal distribution.

Singapore, humorous

Examples

“He who prays to the Bell Curve God, will be granted the luck to pass⟳ the exams!”

“Some students in a local university who are sitting for their final examinations have⟳ reportedly resorted to and set⟳ up shrines to pray to a so-called 'Bell Curve God' for help⟳.”

“It seems desperate undergraduates at a local university are willing to do whatever it takes to help⟳ them in their exams - including giving offerings to the “Bell Curve God.””

“Upon exploring the Singaporean bell curve on the internet, I came across this comical photo of food offerings of oreos, noodles, and other goodies given to the "Bell Curve God". The paper on the image to the right reads: CURSED is he who enters without a food offering to the Bell Curve God!”

“This website is a tribute to the famous but elusive Bell Curve God that everyone has heard of but has never seen.”

“Sign⟳ up for random events, meet⟳ new people, set⟳ up a bell curve God altar, skip⟳ classes, tell⟳ your professor you dislike the country he comes from (just kidding), sleep⟳ overnight in the library, party on Wednesdays when you have⟳ a Thursday morning class etc.”

“Haha! altar to the almighty bell curve god in NTU! - good luck to uni students for your exams!”

“Even the Bell Curve God can’t grant your wish⟳.”

“"As students, we are subject to the omnipotent, inscrutable force⟳ that is the Bell Curve God. He is the arbitrary being that decides our grades," Dylan Lee Soon Yoong explains.”

“The Bell Curve God is characterised as capable of granting “blessings” to those who worship⟳ and pray to it. Students pray for its intervention to not have⟳ their grades classified in the lower end⟳ of the curve. They pray for “deliverance” and seek⟳ reward⟳ in the form⟳ of grades “sustenance”.”

“Do you feel⟳ lost? Dejected? Are you worried about your upcoming tests and exams? Do you require⟳ the spiritual guidance of Our Lord the Bell Curve God, in His wisdom and beauty and everlasting Grace? Then close⟳ your eyes and chant this prayer, and all your troubles will be answered by Our Lord the Bell Curve God and washed away: Our Father, who art in heaven. Hallowed be Thy bell curve. Thy midyears come⟳. Thy will be done in O’s as it is in A’s. Give⟳ us this day our daily A. And forgive⟳ us our subpasses. As we forgive⟳ those who give⟳ poor peer grading marks to us. Lead⟳ us not into them F9s, but deliver⟳ us our A1s, GPA 4.0. For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.”

“In the end⟳, the bell curve is not something within your control⟳. However, with appropriate studying habits, you can secure a favourable position on the bell curve for yourself. Most importantly, stick⟳ to your study⟳ plan⟳; put⟳ in consistent effort; and do your utmost. There is no replacement for hard work⟳ and practice, not even praying to the ‘bell curve gods’. So long as you put⟳ your best foot forward⟳, the curve's always beatable, your desired results reachable.”

“And what of the nightmare that’s known as the exam period? When students are huddling by their textbooks and praying fervently to the bell curve god?”

CEFR level