Meaning of piss artist | Babel Free

Definitions

1. Someone who is frequently drunk (pissed).
   Australia, British, Ireland, slang
2. Someone who frequently ridicules or shows contempt for others (takes the piss).
   British, slang

Examples

“He pulled over to the roadside the policeman walked up to the door Goth had got the window wound down by now, all the copper said to him “get⟳ out the van Goth” he just fell out the van laughing, the policeman saying what’s funny Goth. He then said I am painter and decorator by trade⟳ and you said it get⟳ out the van Goth, Van Goth is a famous Dutch artist, so the policeman replied this you are a piss artist, he then said to Goth get⟳ the rear light⟳ sorted out, because next time I’ll charge you with a defective rear light⟳.”

““Yeah, but I’m no drinker, I’m a drunk. A piss artist, a tosspot. I’m sloshed 24/7. Last⟳ week I had to use⟳ a rope to keep⟳ my trousers up, because I was trembling so hard each morning that I couldn’t be arsed with a belt.””

“I despised people who got drunk, I referred to them as ‘piss artists, and I had nothing but contempt for them, nothing but contempt for these people, who fell around drunk, who were incoherent when they spoke.”

“Just as aspirant poets are weighed down with the weight of prior aesthetic achievements and are driven by an Oedipal desire to supersede their literary forebears, so too todays band of offensive advertisers are beset by the saprogenic accomplishments of the promotional piss artists of times past, P.T.Barnum in particular.”

“Piss-artists all of them, charlatans who'd rather paint⟳ a cold fish⟳ than a ripe peach.”

“[…]the strap-line on the neon sign⟳ set⟳ over the entrance of the three-storey mock Art Deco building proclaims. Lit up there, in glowing red and yellow, is a cheese-ball that looks like⟳ a piss artist's impression of the HIV retrovirus.”

“And to create⟳ a diversion you have⟳ been suing Thomas Ferreira for torture and barbarous acts, on the simple grounds that he supposedly, I quote 'hung your client upside-down above a toilet bowl full of excrement, wrists and ankles bound with scotch tape, wrapped in high-tension electric cables corroded by acid?' Facts for which there is no proof, other than a photograph of the toilet bowl […]He logged in as administrator but couldn't identify⟳ Juliette's computer. Impossible to get⟳ his hands on it. And yet she had to be connected to the network? The junior piss-artist had managed, therefore, to set⟳ up her own⟳ firewall, she was undetectable, a regular submarine.”

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