Meaning of Jetway Jesus | Babel Free

Definitions

a mythical figure that "heals" someone mid-flight that needed a wheelchair to board but is able to get off on their own mobility; invoked to insinuate a passenger is "faking" their disability or need for wheelchair service to board faster but not to deplane after everyone else.

derogatory, slang

Examples

“It’s a joke between wheelchair attendants and crew members. As we’re getting off the airplane, they’re all lined up with their empty chairs in the jetway as we tell them all the passengers are gone … they were “healed again.” This, folks, is known as the “Jetway Jesus.” Praise be unto him.”

“Private Facebook groups organized by frequent flyers are filled with complaints about the large number of disabled people who delay boarding for first class passengers and elite members in airline loyalty programs. They discuss the “miracles” performed by Jetway Jesus and attempt to shame those who utilize wheelchair assistance at the airport, which is a federally-protected civil right. These accusations ring hollow and suggest a deep misunderstanding of disability.”

“"Now I'm not saying that everyone who orders a wheelchair is faking, but I can't begin to count the times people have boarded a plane in a wheelchair, too sick to walk on their own, but by the time we arrive they've been miraculously cured of their ailment and are among the first to stand up and get off the plane. We attribute this phenomenon to the 'Jetway Jesus'."”

“One TikTok user called it "Jetway Jesus" healing passengers mid-flight.”

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