santorum

Definitions

1. A surname from Italian.
2. A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex.
   neologism, slang, uncountable
3. Shit: rubbish, worthless matter, nonsense, bull.
   derogatory, neologism, slang, uncountable

Examples

“She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.”

“In the “for what it's worth” department, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter⟳ that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex is called santorum. Safety Warning #6: Be particularly cautious where this santorum goes. As previously noted, you don't want⟳ to get⟳ any fecal matter⟳ in the vaginal area. Bad safety risk⟳.”

“Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the santorum clean⟳.”

“Any residents not burned alive in the fires or drowned in the flood⟳ will be made to drink⟳ a mixture of bodily fluids typically deposited in on the streets during Mardi Gras until death. The mixture should consist⟳ of (but is not limited to) sweat⟳, snot, urine, saliva, tears, vomit, sexual fluids, and feces and santorum.”

“I'll fuck you till my dick's dry / Squirt santorum in my eye”

“a lying sack of santorum.”

“I think⟳ this is a load⟳ of santorum.”

“What a bunch of santorum.”

“Those freakin' Devil's Advocate Moderators have⟳ no sense⟳ of decorum— They're just like⟳ a bunch of hungry predators... totally fuckin' full of fuckin' santorum!”

“On April 7, 2003, Senator Rick Santorum signaled his opposition to same-sex marriage in no uncertain terms.”

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