Meaning of horse tornado | Babel Free

Definitions

carousel

humorous

Examples

“"How much for the horse tornado?" "Sir, that's a carousel." "I must have⟳ it..."”

“Yevgenia was a liberated woman, so I had to depend⟳ for matinal nourishment on our rotund Russian housekeeper, Ninotchka Ivanova, a linguistic innovator of genius who normally arrived at seven a.m., bringing with her mistermed goodies like⟳ Bread Mushrooms (muffins), Cow Squirt (milk), Hen Poops (eggs), Pig Slice (bacon), or Yellow Greasy (butter), in a Stove Bowl (pot). She was late this morning, perhaps having sprained her Hand Ankle (wrist), hurt⟳ her arthritic Leg Hinge (knee), caught a Nose Shit (cold), missed her Wheel Tram (bus) or even stopped for a ride⟳ on a Horse Tornado (carousel), or to buy⟳ Cold Water with Corners (ice), so I had to get⟳ my own⟳ breakfast.”

“"Horse tornado" is so much more metal than "carousel."”

“Here's an example: Carmel's City Council recently removed funding for the mayor's $5 million carousel, i.e., one super-expensive horse tornado.”

“A carousel should be called a Horse Tornado.”

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