Meaning of horse tornado | Babel Free

Definitions

carousel

humorous

Examples

“"How much for the horse tornado?" "Sir, that's a carousel." "I must have it..."”

“Yevgenia was a liberated woman, so I had to depend for matinal nourishment on our rotund Russian housekeeper, Ninotchka Ivanova, a linguistic innovator of genius who normally arrived at seven a.m., bringing with her mistermed goodies like Bread Mushrooms (muffins), Cow Squirt (milk), Hen Poops (eggs), Pig Slice (bacon), or Yellow Greasy (butter), in a Stove Bowl (pot). She was late this morning, perhaps having sprained her Hand Ankle (wrist), hurt her arthritic Leg Hinge (knee), caught a Nose Shit (cold), missed her Wheel Tram (bus) or even stopped for a ride on a Horse Tornado (carousel), or to buy Cold Water with Corners (ice), so I had to get my own breakfast.”

“"Horse tornado" is so much more metal than "carousel."”

“Here's an example: Carmel's City Council recently removed funding for the mayor's $5 million carousel, i.e., one super-expensive horse tornado.”

“A carousel should be called a Horse Tornado.”

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