Meaning of goomer | Babel Free

Definitions

A video game addict.

derogatory

Examples

“ok goomer”

“Gaming is a much more significant problem than cooming. A normal person can jerk off for an hour or two a day, max. You can waste⟳ your entire life playing video games. And pretending that you're a knight or dragon like⟳ a fucking six-year-old is more pathetic than jerking off to trap⟳ porn. Tens of millions of young men are wasting their lives away on gaming. This problem will only become⟳ more severe as our technological capacities increase⟳. Needless to mention⟳, excessive gooming (or any gooming) also leads to the atrophy of your muscles and it eventually turns your brain into mucus much worse than even weed could. Don't let⟳ it happen⟳ to you. Don't be a goomer.”

“That's exactly what I'm talking about. The 29-year-old goomer. Sits in his shart moisture and sweat⟳ all day clicking at pixels while his grandfatger^([sic]) had 2 white children by that age, with a third on the way.”

“League and hots are total Goomer tier. It's on par with Fortnite.”

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