Meaning of choad | Babel Free

Definitions

1. A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
   slang, vulgar
2. A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
   derogatory, slang, vulgar
3. The perineum.
   slang, vulgar

Examples

“What a find⟳...a giant choad!”

“1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question⟳)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet Your choad veins are pulsing love⟳ songs”

“We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.”

“1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question⟳”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax If you aren't the type⟳ of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log⟳ out, then the program⟳ has it's [sic.] other uses”

“sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage⟳, you stupid choad”

“Stan: Oh man, I feel⟳ like⟳ a total choad. Cartman: Aw, come⟳ on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look⟳ like⟳ a total choad.”

“One has to chuckle a bit at the sight of, in a single breath, getting borderline pedantic about the proper name⟳ for the region between anus and scrotum or vulva, and then using the term "thingy" ;) Referrence^([sic]) materials on hand at the moment, in all their general glory, would seem to point⟳ to either term being acceptable in casual conversation....as well as bring⟳ to mind⟳ hurried, husky whispers of "Push⟳ my choad."”

“Massaging a circle around Dennis's back, Greg said, "Everybody has four potential e-zones -- his nips, his balls, his butthole, his choad." "What's a choad?" Greg's pressed between Dennis's legs, and Dennis gasped, "Oh yeah, there."”

“For the ladies, studies indicate⟳ that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end⟳ of the third trimester can reduce⟳ tearing and the need⟳ for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.”

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