Meaning of buff the muffin | Babel Free

Definitions

To masturbate.

idiomatic, slang

Examples

“1999, Ericka, in alt.jokes.limericks http://groups.google.com/group/alt.jokes.limericks/msg/6a31a3b704183489?dmode=source Dear Peter, I need⟳ your stuffin' Your bod, your rod, and handcuffin' While I wait⟳ for your ans- wer, I'll take⟳ off my pants, And start⟳ in on buffin' the muffin!”

“2003, Paul Austin, in alt.peeves http://groups.google.com/group/alt.peeves/msg/37b92cd0a72eaed4?dmode=source "Dear Miss⟳ Manners, myself and my three girlfriends are playing buff the muffin this weekend and we'd like⟳ to know⟳ who's supposed to peel and slice the cucumbers for salad afterwards?"”

“2004, Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel http://books.google.com/books?ie=UTF-8&hl=en&vid=ISBN0060590254&id=QNM4japF5g4C&pg=PA151&lpg=PA151&sig=kUORuHRpFvwKNOWpC8pTnEBlLqo “Molly?” Lena said. “You sound⟳ out of breath. Are you okay?” … “Oh, yeah, I’m fine, Lena. Just buffing the muffin. …””

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