Meaning of waffle stomp | Babel Free

Definitions

1. While showering, to step on feces to push it down the drain.
2. Alternative spelling of waffle-stomp (“to hike while wearing waffle stompers; to beat decisively”).
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Examples

“I ended up laughing so hard I had a little accident, so I had to waffle stomp it down the drain.”

“Not only does wafflestomping significantly reduce⟳ water consumption, combining showering and toileting into one progressive activity, but it also reduces deforestation, as wafflestomping rids us of the need⟳ for toilet paper, turning instead to the gentle stream of a warm shower.”

“Because I live⟳ a "very online" kind of life, I have⟳ heard about waffle stomping, the colloquial term for pooping in the shower, then shoving it down the drain by stepping on it.”

“Be a real man and poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.”

“Protip: if anyone follows Tucker Carlson's advice and harasses/attacks my kid for wearing a mask, you can expect⟳ to be waffle stomped into the nearest floor drain.”

“The author said you'd 'shoot⟳ out the uterine lining like⟳ a jellyfish' and could then 'waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you’ve got yourself a two day period.'”

“Quit⟳ lying I know⟳ you be waffle stomping like⟳ the rest⟳ of us”

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