like a plasterer's radio

Definitions

1. Thickly covered with some substance.
   UK, not-comparable, slang
2. Covered with semen.
   UK, especially, not-comparable, slang, vulgar

Examples

“A track mark⟳ ran down through his remaining chest hair like⟳ a napalm strike⟳ in a Vietnamese jungle, and the flaking skin of his Latin torso now looked like⟳ a plasterer's radio.”

“It was an epic run⟳ to Montalcino, with Cadel Evans leading home a field of dancing statues: the rain⟳ left the entire peloton looking like⟳ a plasterer's radio by the end⟳.”

“There was one blagger, another fucking Londoner called Mad Mikey, who'd parked his motor down at Leith Docks and came back to see⟳ it covered in seagull shit, looked like⟳ a plasterer's radio, and that was it for him.”

“But, if you have⟳ a daughter, does it torture you? The thought of her getting fucked? Some dude getting stuck in? Her face⟳ like⟳ a plasterer's radio?”

“The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his musket soon had me coated like⟳ a plasterer's radio.”

“While I brush my teeth, he describes the explicit dream⟳ he's just had about his missus. 'She had a face⟳ like⟳ a plasterer's radio.'”

“He was our brickie and started every sentence with: " If I was still a young man," followed by such gems of wisdom as: " I'd leave⟳ her looking like⟳ a plasterer's radio," […]”

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